Fui and Simo v Girappe

Fui and Simo v Girappe


Hi, my name is Girappe. Although I have a speech impediment, I am extremely cute so people can't help but to bow to my will.

As I am a member of Generation Y, I got bored and decided to explore Europe.

Madame Fui comes along to give me cuddles and Mr Simo Man punches me sometimes.

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Friday, November 06, 2009



girappe 5:10 AM
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Shhhh.... 

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Girappe the Illegal Immigrant...
His passport and brilliantly high SAT score got lost in a forest fire in Kathmandu.


girappe 3:32 PM
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The Ugly Duckling 



Behold, the ugly duckling amid the beautiful swans.* **
* The ugly duckling not being Girappe, of the shiny speckled coat (obviously).
** Even the snowy white swans are intimidated by the magnificent splendour of Girappe.


girappe 3:18 PM
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Girappe the Acrobat 



Not just a pretty face...
I can perform great gravity-defying feats too!


girappe 3:12 PM
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Girappe and Satyr 

Sunday, July 01, 2007


Paparazzi have snapped photos of Girappe in the embrace of a Satyr.

Girappe, when questioned about this, stated, "There is just something about big muscly green men with long curly beards and two horns sticking out of their beautiful green ringlets."


On the nature of their relationship, Girappe stated, "We are both manly and enjoy the odd very masculine hug. Otherwise we are just friends."





Mere friendship? We think not!


girappe 6:10 AM
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Eeps 



Help! I'm afraid of heights!

And there's a huge monster below me, with its fangs bared.
MAMA!!!


girappe 6:05 AM
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Personal Ad 



Hi, I am a Girappe looking for love.
Unlike most incredibly attractive people, I do have a deep soul.
I like taking long walks on the beaches, and sitting contemplatively while gazing into the distance (pictured).
Please call me if you are a sexy young Girappess who likes to be spanked and doesn't mind being renamed Candy.


girappe 5:58 AM
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Vote Girappe for President! 



Girappe has been stalking the official residence of the Prime Minister and the houses of Parliament in his quest for world domination.

This has resulted in Tony Blair resigning from office. In a tearful address to the public, Blair said, "It is for the good of the people that I resign. That furry critter was everywhere... outside the windows peering in with that overly large nose, breathing heavily along the corridors at night, even popping out of the fridge when I reached in for a ham sandwich. I can't take it anymore."

Girappe declined to comment, but noted that Blair's nose was substantially larger than his due to a long history of colonialism and oppression.
If Girappe is voted into power, he will implement a loose fiscal and tight monetary policy. And he will ensure that animal rights will be well-protected under his regime.

On the issue of human rights, Girappe pondered for a few moments. "Humans?" he scoffed. "Yeah, whatever."


girappe 5:46 AM
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The Break Up 

Friday, June 29, 2007


The Big Argument

Girappe said Madame YF had a less fashionable coat than a 2 year old on the yacht (painfully true).
Madame YF accused Girappe of looking like one of those painted old Viennese ladies with the gaudy fur coat.
Girappe and Madame YF sulked for 20 days and 20 nights.



Girappe and Madame YF then made a pact to buy trendy new European coats.
Buddies again!!!


girappe 1:00 AM
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The Musicians of Bremen 

Thursday, June 28, 2007


Once upon a time, there was a donkey, a dog, a cat, a rooster and a Girappe.
All were mistreated by their masters (except for Girappe, who was just a spoilt brat). The animals leave their masters and meet in a desolate place.

They decide to go to Bremen for their freedom...

On the way to Bremen, they see a lighted cottage. They look inside and see four robbers enjoying their ill-gotten gains. Standing on each other's backs, they decide to perform for the men in hopes of gaining food. Their 'music' has an unanticipated effect; the men run for their lives, not knowing what the strange sound is. The animals take possession of the house, eat a good meal, and settle in for the evening.

Later that night, the thieves return and send one of their number in to investigate. It is dark, and he sees the eyes of the cat shining in the darkness. Girappe lifts up his tail and farts at this point, releasing the deathly smell of methane. The robber recoils from the stench, reaches over to light his candle, thinking he sees and smells the coals of the fire.

The cat swipes his face with her claws, the donkey kicks him, the dog bites him, the Girappe bitchslaps him and the rooster chases him out the door, screaming.
He tells his companions that he was beset by monsters - a horrible witch who scratched him with her long nails (the cat), a giant who clubbed him (the donkey), a terrible demon who screamed in his ear, and worst of all, a kinky old woman who pinched his ass and said in a quavering falsetto, "Who's your mama?"

The thieves abandon the cottage to the strange creatures who have taken it, where the animals live happily for the rest of their days.

Except for Girappe, who got kicked out for not paying the rent and for stealing the green jelly beans out of the fridge.



girappe 8:24 PM
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Romantic Interlude (Sort of) 


Girappe: Pay attention to me!!! Me!!!!



Girappe: Yoo hoo!!! I'm over here.



Girappe: Nyahh, forget it!!! Darn lovebirds!!!



girappe 7:33 PM
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Contemplation 



Pensive Girappe.
Am I deficient in any way? I know I can't pronounce the letters "f" (I say "p" instead), "s" (I say "c") and "v" is completely beyond me (I say "b").
But then again, my evil arch-rival Poreber speaks in exactly the same way.

It is the curse of the supercute to speak with high-pitched voices although we are virile males and have pronounciation handicaps.
Can I really handle my lot in life?
Well, at least I'm adorable, not like most of you butt ugly humans out there.

NYAH!!!


girappe 3:21 PM
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Cute Overload 


Girappe: I am soooo cute. Look into my shiny button eyes.
How can you resist? Succumb!!!!
Girappe's attempt at world domination by excessive cuteness.


girappe 3:16 PM
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Hot Red Phone Box 



Girappe making a phone call to a National Geographic porn line in a classic London red phone box.
Note Big Ben in the distance.
Calls are charged at £1.01 per minute.


girappe 3:00 PM
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Girappe Performing a JailBreak!!!! 




Guards!!! Stop that obscenely cute critter!!!





Ah, my mistake. It's just Girappe at Buckingham Palace.

Girappe: Ouch. I seem to have a spike up my furry arse.

Notice solemn guard with overlarge overfurry hat.



girappe 2:56 PM
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Canary Wharf 



Girappe in the corporate jungle.
Note the monstrous, predatory investment banks in the background.


girappe 2:49 PM
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Daffodil Fever 

Wednesday, June 27, 2007




Where am I?












Peekaboo... can you see me?



Here I am!!!!



girappe 4:38 PM
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Girappe Underground 




Commuter Girappe on the tube.


girappe 4:32 PM
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London Calls 


Yes, London calls! :)


girappe 4:30 PM
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Ka-POW!!! 



KAPOWWWWWWWW!!!!

Tired of Girappe's narcissism, Mr Simo Man gave Girappe a wallop!!!
Girappe: Ow laaaa.


girappe 4:03 PM
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Schmuck 



Self-explanatory.
*And very accurate, according to Madame YF


girappe 3:55 PM
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YF v Girappe 



Madame YF challenged Girappe to a duel.
Girappe ate YF's banana.
Madame YF ate Girappe's banana.
It's a tie.




girappe 3:15 PM
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Look at Me, Aren't I Cute? 

Friday, June 01, 2007

Hi, my name is Girappe. Although I have a speech impediment, I am extremely cute so people can't help but to bow to my will.

As I am a member of Generation Y, I got bored and decided to explore Europe.
Madame YF comes along to give me cuddles and Mr Simo Man punches me sometimes.


girappe 4:20 AM
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name: Girappe
b`day: 8 January 2006
school: Department of Wildlife, University of Abu Dhabi


clouds on my neck
cant see my leg